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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
So they tried
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Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
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Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
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Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Can you tell me something about yourself?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
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