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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 09:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

So they tried

Are there any Indian wife swapping stories?

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

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Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

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Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Can you tell me something about yourself?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

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No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

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